Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A: A rebel without a Claus

Q: What is Santa's favorite type of music?

A: Wrap

Q: How can you tell Santa is real?

A: You can always sense his presents

Q: Where does Santa stay while on vacation?

A: At a Ho-Ho-Hotel

Q: What is Santa's favorite candy?

A: Jolly Ranchers

Q: What is Santa's favorite chips?

A: Kringles

Q: How does Santa take pictures?

A: He uses his Pole-aroid camera

Q: Why don't you ever see Santa in the hospital?

A: He has private Elf care

Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa have?

A: A "Holly" Davidson