Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus
Q: What is Santa's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap
Q: How can you tell Santa is real?
A: You can always sense his presents
Q: Where does Santa stay while on vacation?
A: At a Ho-Ho-Hotel
Q: What is Santa's favorite candy?
A: Jolly Ranchers
Q: What is Santa's favorite chips?
A: Kringles
Q: How does Santa take pictures?
A: He uses his Pole-aroid camera
Q: Why don't you ever see Santa in the hospital?
A: He has private Elf care
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa have?
A: A "Holly" Davidson
